Dracula 2000

DRACULA 2000 (2000)- Father David

Father David: I'm sorry Mary, she never told me. Not a thing.

Content (2): Modern day adaptation of the classic Dracula story.
Production (2): Don't really understand why the dvd case says '2000' yet the opening credits of the movie display 'Dracula 2001'. Direction, typical of the horror genre.
Acting (2): Not much to work with but believable portrayal of Father David. It's a shame Christopher Plummer left the Von Trapp family in the Austrian Alps considering the unfortunate fate her met in this film. And don't get me started on the other actors - most of them are B-grade for a reason.
Hair (2.5): Short, neat and tidy. No doubt a pre-requisite for joining the priesthood.
Bonus (1): Two scenes hardly seems worth the $1.50 I paid to rent it, but NF's survival is worth an extra point.

Total: 9.5 That's 99 mins of my life I'll never get back.

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