<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17484157</id><updated>2011-04-22T06:00:01.101+10:00</updated><title type='text'>he aims to misbehave - the work of nathan fillion</title><subtitle type='html'>FEATURING THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE EQUALLY GOOD AND BAD, COLLECTION OF NATHAN FILLION AKA. CAPTAIN TIGHTPANTS' WORK. THE STARRING ROLES, THE BLINK-AND-YOU'LL-MISS THEM SPOTS AND THE GEMS THAT HAD YOU WISHING THEY HAD MADE HIM A PERMANENT CAST MEMBER.

AND NOTE: A COUPLE OF FILM/MEDIA STUDIES SUBJECTS AT UNIVERSITY IN NO WAY MAKES ME AN OBJECTIVE FILM CRITIC, SO ENJOY THE FOLLOWING AS YOU WISH, BUT DON'T COME AFTER ME IF YOU DID IN FACT ENJOY DRACULA 2000.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>en*jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00167188991461792963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>19</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17484157.post-1638072579239170645</id><published>2006-11-13T21:24:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2006-11-13T21:33:17.878+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Get Lost with Nathan</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"&gt;So I've been a bit behind the times regarding my Nathan viewing, which is quite unfortunate. But that overwhelming occurance you can't escape (also known as "life") has taken hold these last couple of months, so unless it's been a film intended for secondary school study (and me having to teach the film), it's unlikely that I would've seen it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"&gt;Nonetheless, I finally got around to seeing Slither on DVD. Nathan good. Bloodthristy zombies bad. And when I have more time, I'll write a proper review.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"&gt;Recently learnt that Nathan was in the latest episode of Lost and when Channel Seven broadcasts that baby I'll be sitting down with my pad of paper, ready to take notes on Mr Fillion's hair!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17484157-1638072579239170645?l=captaintightpants.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/feeds/1638072579239170645/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17484157&amp;postID=1638072579239170645&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/1638072579239170645'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/1638072579239170645'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/2006/11/get-lost-with-nathan.html' title='Get Lost with Nathan'/><author><name>en*jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00167188991461792963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17484157.post-114924545928959854</id><published>2006-06-02T20:36:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2006-11-13T21:20:55.429+11:00</updated><title type='text'>slithering away</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;so it turns out Slither has come and gone from my local cinema without me having the time to take in a session (damn you teaching practicum!) so I'll have to wait til the dvd release ...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17484157-114924545928959854?l=captaintightpants.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/feeds/114924545928959854/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17484157&amp;postID=114924545928959854&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/114924545928959854'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/114924545928959854'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/2006/06/slithering-away.html' title='slithering away'/><author><name>en*jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00167188991461792963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17484157.post-113926608613343411</id><published>2006-02-07T09:01:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2006-11-13T21:20:55.072+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Two Guys &amp; A Girl</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"&gt;I &lt;strong&gt;finally&lt;/strong&gt; got my hands on a taped copy of Two Guys and a Girl. Episode 'Liver and Learn'.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;TWO GUYS AND A GIRL&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; (1998 - 2001) - Johnny Donnelly&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/320/twoguys07.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Content&lt;/strong&gt; (2.5 nothing out of the ordinary): Two guys and a girl (none romantically involved with the other) live in an apartment building together. Once upon a time, they frequented/worked at a pizza place. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Production &lt;/strong&gt;(2.5): Typical American sitcom with an annoying laugh track that "laughs" at the not-so-funny-parts. Compared to the best sitcom to every come out of a America (*cough*Arrested Development*cough*) it doesn't rate. Compared to something like Run of the House, it's an Oscar contender.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Acting&lt;/strong&gt; (3): I never cared for TGAAG when it originally aired; Pete was a bore, Berg was a cockhead, Sharon was a whiney spaz and Ashley was quite easily the spawn of Satan. (As for Johnny, he was just "man stupid enough to marry whineo"). BUT. In hindsight, I was either too hard on the show or today, Nathan Fillion's face on a packet of peanuts would intice me into buying 50 packets! This particular episode was amusing enough, the cast dynamic is a lot better than other sitcoms and the acting didn't annoy as much as it used to.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hair&lt;/strong&gt; (4): His Firefly hairstyle (in this ep), all he really needed was a brown coat (funnily enough, at one stage he had a black coat on!). Additional point for Ryan Reynolds spiky 'doo, as much as I don't like that guy, he's got good hair.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bonus&lt;/strong&gt; (5): NF spent most of this particular episode shirtless, so that's a couple of points there. &lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;There was also a very amusing couple of bathroom/screaming scenes with some *sexy* little dance moves.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Total: 17&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;And on a site note, it's good to see that &lt;a href="http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/2005/10/miss-match.html"&gt;David Conrad&lt;/a&gt; does have another male lead these days (Ghost Whisperer for the uninformed).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17484157-113926608613343411?l=captaintightpants.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/feeds/113926608613343411/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17484157&amp;postID=113926608613343411&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/113926608613343411'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/113926608613343411'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/2006/02/two-guys-girl.html' title='Two Guys &amp; A Girl'/><author><name>en*jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00167188991461792963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17484157.post-113109684218509618</id><published>2006-02-07T06:23:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2006-11-13T21:20:53.211+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Current Review Ratings</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Current Review Ratings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SERENITY (22)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;FIREFLY (21)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (20)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;SAVING PRIVATE RYAN (19.5)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;MISS MATCH (19)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;TWO GUYS AND A GIRL (17)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;WATER'S EDGE (15.5)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;BLAST FROM THE PAST (13)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ORDEAL IN THE ARTIC (11.5)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;JADE EMPIRE (11)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;DRACULA 2000 (9.5)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17484157-113109684218509618?l=captaintightpants.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/feeds/113109684218509618/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17484157&amp;postID=113109684218509618&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/113109684218509618'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/113109684218509618'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/2006/02/current-review-ratings.html' title='Current Review Ratings'/><author><name>en*jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00167188991461792963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17484157.post-113796091623397297</id><published>2006-01-23T07:11:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2006-11-13T21:20:54.721+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Slither Trailor - View Now</title><content type='html'>The trailor to Silther is viewable now at &lt;a href="http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2687934"&gt;ifilm.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It looks um ... interesting.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17484157-113796091623397297?l=captaintightpants.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/feeds/113796091623397297/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17484157&amp;postID=113796091623397297&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/113796091623397297'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/113796091623397297'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/2006/01/slither-trailor-view-now.html' title='Slither Trailor - View Now'/><author><name>en*jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00167188991461792963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17484157.post-113563933031766255</id><published>2005-12-27T10:15:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2006-11-13T21:20:54.476+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Serenity Out On DVD</title><content type='html'>Serenity has been out on dvd since Dec 20 and is currently the No.1 seller at &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com"&gt;amazon.com&lt;/a&gt;. Get over there now and pick yourself up a copy. Firefly is at No.3 - get yourself a copy of that too, if you haven't already done so!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or better still, if you're an Aussie like myself hang bout til Feb 8 when it's released in Australia as there are additional special features on the international edition. You can preorder Serenity at &lt;a href="http://www.ezydvd.com.au"&gt;ezydvd.com.au&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href="http://www.jbhifi.com.au"&gt;jbhifi.com.au&lt;/a&gt;. Both sites are offering exclusive slip cases/collector tins.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17484157-113563933031766255?l=captaintightpants.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/feeds/113563933031766255/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17484157&amp;postID=113563933031766255&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/113563933031766255'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/113563933031766255'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/2005/12/serenity-out-on-dvd.html' title='Serenity Out On DVD'/><author><name>en*jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00167188991461792963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17484157.post-112892323363854555</id><published>2005-11-10T20:34:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2006-11-13T21:20:50.770+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Updates</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;11 November: I can't seem to remember enough about Two Guys and a Girl to review it (it's currently off the air in Australia) which means I've managed to track down every piece of NF's work that I could get my hands on. So until mid 2006 when Slither is released (or I happily stumble across an episode of Pasadena), you keep flying gentle readers!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;10 November: Review for Water's Edge added.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;4 November: Review for Blast From the Past added.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;30 October: Reviews for Ordeal in the Artic and Firefly added.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;25 October: Review for BtVS added.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;14 October: Reviews for Jade Empire and Miss Match added.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;10 October: Reviews for Serenity, Dracula 2000 and Saving Private Ryan added. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span 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border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17484157-112892323363854555?l=captaintightpants.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/feeds/112892323363854555/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17484157&amp;postID=112892323363854555&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/112892323363854555'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/112892323363854555'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/2005/11/updates.html' title='Updates'/><author><name>en*jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00167188991461792963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17484157.post-113109851670453063</id><published>2005-10-25T20:52:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2006-11-13T21:20:53.763+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Thanks - Credits</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Thanks to &lt;a href="http://nathan-fillion.net/badgalleryindextv.htm"&gt;Bad In Latin&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.nathanfillion.co.uk/gallery/index.htm"&gt;Nathan Fillion Online&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;who I "borrowed" most of the images from. And &lt;a href="http://imdb.com"&gt;imdb.com&lt;/a&gt; for some of the Content Descriptions (i got a tad lazy as time went on&lt;/span&gt;!)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17484157-113109851670453063?l=captaintightpants.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/feeds/113109851670453063/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17484157&amp;postID=113109851670453063&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/113109851670453063'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/113109851670453063'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/2005/10/thanks-credits.html' title='Thanks - Credits'/><author><name>en*jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00167188991461792963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17484157.post-112851408715115441</id><published>2005-10-06T12:00:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2006-11-13T21:20:49.204+11:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 168px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 138px" height="214" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/320/NF183.jpg" width="263" border="0" /&gt;The instability of my career (ie. extra time on my hands at the moment), plus Tuesday night's screening of Serenity added with the admiration I felt for the blogger when I stumbled upon &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://patrickdempseyfilms.blogspot.com"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;The Patrick Dempsey Film Guide&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt; one night has lead to the creation of this blog. And the decision to view - or in most cases re-watch - every Nathan Fillion feature I can get my hands on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whether best known as Johnny from &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137330/"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Two Guys&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;, Caleb on &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118276/"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;BtVS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt; or Mal on &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0303461/"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Firefly&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;, Nathan Fillion can be best described as "the entire package: dramatic, comedic, romantic." (thank Joss Whedon for that &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://http://www.livejournal.com/users/dawnybee/136607.html"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;quote&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;. I haven't had the fortunate opporunity to meet the Captain...yet)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So come now gentle readers and join me as we journey into the career of a man who has not only been called the next Harrison Ford but can make the clergy look pretty *damn* sexy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Captain Tightpants, I salute you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Rating System:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Each feature has been rated out of 25, as explained below.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Content&lt;/strong&gt; (out of 5): The overall plot of the film/television program or featured episode.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Production&lt;/strong&gt; (out of 5): The writing, themes, direction, score of the feature.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Acting&lt;/strong&gt; (out of 5): NF's acting, those in his scenes and anyone else who graces the screen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hair&lt;/strong&gt; (out of 5): Captain's overall attractiveness in the scalp/facial region. What can I say? I'm a girl who likes a man with a good haircut.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bonus&lt;/strong&gt; (up to 5): These include any little things worthy of extra points, ie. shirtless/sex scene, demonstration of a extraordinary talent. Or a little moment where the glint in Captain's eye gets us all giddy with joy. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17484157-112851408715115441?l=captaintightpants.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/feeds/112851408715115441/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17484157&amp;postID=112851408715115441&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/112851408715115441'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/112851408715115441'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/2005/10/instability-of-my-career-ie.html' title=''/><author><name>en*jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00167188991461792963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17484157.post-112885834092737457</id><published>2005-10-05T21:24:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2006-11-13T21:20:50.466+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Serenity</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/1600/main31.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/320/main31.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SERENITY&lt;/strong&gt; (2005) - Mal&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Mal: Do you want to be Captain?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Jayne: Yeah, I do.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Mal: Oh. [beat] Well, you can't!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Content&lt;/strong&gt; (4): 500 years in the future, the crew of Serenity find themselves running from a skilled Alliance operative who will stop at nothing to retreive River, a telepathic teenager who can shed the truth on 'Miranda'.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Production&lt;/strong&gt; (5): Coming from the creator of Buffy and Angel you know Serenity's going to be up there with wit, timeliness, comedy and drama. And the everlasting theme of family/togetherness and heroic individuals coming together to battle a greater force. As someone who has seen few sci-fi features I was impressed with the design and special effects.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Acting&lt;/strong&gt; (5): He sitting next to me during the movie leaned over at one point all giddy, "he's like a young Han Solo in both looks and acting!" I agreed. NF's acting was the best I've seen. His commanding force, the pain, the humour. In addition, it's funny that two actors that bugged me in Angel were interesting and appealling in this movie. Now i know it was the characters written for them in Angel, not the actors that bugged me. Cast do a great job.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hair&lt;/strong&gt; (5): Nicely tousled. And ruffled in certain scenes. Two thumbs up. The bloodied left eye post climatic fight scene was a tad freaky but didn't deter from the Captain's charm.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bonus&lt;/strong&gt; (3): Shirtless scene, humourous incognito outfit (who knew red gowns looked so good on men) and the tight pants are all worthy of a bonus point each.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Total: 22&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Up next Dracula 2000...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17484157-112885834092737457?l=captaintightpants.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/feeds/112885834092737457/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17484157&amp;postID=112885834092737457&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/112885834092737457'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/112885834092737457'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/2005/10/serenity.html' title='Serenity'/><author><name>en*jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00167188991461792963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17484157.post-112857243708400914</id><published>2005-10-05T14:06:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2006-11-13T21:20:49.696+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Dracula 2000</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/1600/dra015a.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/200/dra015a.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;DRACULA 2000&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/em&gt;(2000)- Father David&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Father David: I'm sorry Mary, she never told me. Not a thing.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Content&lt;/strong&gt; (2): Modern day adaptation of the classic Dracula story.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Production&lt;/strong&gt; (2): Don't really understand why the dvd case says '2000' yet the opening credits of the movie display 'Dracula 2001'. Direction, typical of the horror genre.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Acting&lt;/strong&gt; (2): Not much to work with but believable portrayal of Father David. It's a shame Christopher Plummer left the Von Trapp family in the Austrian Alps considering the unfortunate fate her met in this film. And don't get me started on the other actors - most of them are B-grade for a reason.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hair &lt;/strong&gt;(2.5): Short, neat and tidy. No doubt a pre-requisite for joining the priesthood.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bonus&lt;/strong&gt; (1): Two scenes hardly seems worth the $1.50 I paid to rent it, but NF's survival is worth an extra point.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Total: 9.5&lt;/strong&gt; That's 99 mins of my life I'll never get back.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Up next Saving Private Ryan...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17484157-112857243708400914?l=captaintightpants.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/feeds/112857243708400914/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17484157&amp;postID=112857243708400914&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/112857243708400914'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/112857243708400914'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/2005/10/dracula-2000.html' title='Dracula 2000'/><author><name>en*jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00167188991461792963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17484157.post-112885681973039778</id><published>2005-10-05T13:11:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2006-11-13T21:20:50.019+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Saving Private Ryan</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/1600/ryan0163.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/320/ryan0162.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SAVING PRIVATE RYAN&lt;/strong&gt; (1998) - Minnesota Ryan (Private James Fredrick Ryan)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Pvt. James Fredrick Ryan: [starts sobbing] Oh, my God, my brothers are dead. I was gonna take 'em fishing when we got home. How - How did they die?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Captain Miller: They were killed in action.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Pvt. James Fredrick Ryan: No, that can't be. They're both - That ... That can't be. My brothers are still in grammer school.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Content &lt;/strong&gt;(4.5): Following the D-Day invasion, a squad of American soldiers are assigned the mission to find Private&lt;/span&gt; James Ryan whose three brothers have been killed in combat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Production&lt;/strong&gt; (4.5): Brutally realistic and historical, Saving Private Ryan is worthy of the 5 Academy Awards it won in 1998 (Best Director, Cinematography, Film Editing, Sound and Sound Effects Editing).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Acting&lt;/strong&gt; (5): As Minnesota Ryan, NF is limited to only one scene which is nonetheless pivotal to the entire film. You can see the heartbreak in his eyes and hear it in his voice when he thinks his grammer school brothers have been killed. Entire squad is well cast and portray each soldier with the respect their real-life counterparts deserve. Additional thumbs up to Ed Burns for the resentment he conveys towards Ryan and the mission.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hair&lt;/strong&gt; (3.5): Better than Dracula 2000, not as good as Serenity. Standard military-issued haircut but the Captain wears it well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bonus&lt;/strong&gt; (1): No use of the rifle he's holding or even taking part in combat but gotta give him a bonus point for the cute little trip over the rock without falling flat on his face!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Total: 19.5&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Up next Buffy the Vampire Slayer...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17484157-112885681973039778?l=captaintightpants.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/feeds/112885681973039778/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17484157&amp;postID=112885681973039778&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/112885681973039778'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/112885681973039778'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/2005/10/saving-private-ryan.html' title='Saving Private Ryan'/><author><name>en*jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00167188991461792963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17484157.post-112928800693978462</id><published>2005-10-05T10:30:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2006-11-13T21:20:51.094+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Jade Empire</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/1600/SPA00283.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/200/SPA00283.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/1600/SPA00294.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/200/SPA00294.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;JADE EMPIRE&lt;/strong&gt; (2005) xbox - Gao the Lesser&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Gao the Lesser - "There are always victims, always weaklings. You could live a thousand lives, and still someone would be begging for your help."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Content&lt;/strong&gt; (3.5): After their martial arts school burns down in a violent attack, an orphan embarks on a journey through the Jade Empire, taking on thieves, assassins, pirates and angry ghost spirits ... not that I personally reached any of this. The Spirit Cave was hard enough for me!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Production&lt;/strong&gt; (4): I'll be honest - this is the first RPG game I've played. And I didn't take to it. Too wordy with all the Q&amp;amp;A sessions and I was left wondering 'what could've been' if I picked an alternate question/answer. Or even a different starting character. Nonetheless, controls are easy for the beginner to pick up, characters are designed and voiced realistically and the landscape/surrounds are beautifully created. Extra point for Bioware's creation of a 'new' ancient Asian language.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Acting&lt;/strong&gt; (3.5): Son of Gao the Greater, Gao the Lesser is the school's arrognant and cocky student that views himself above everyone else. While there are the tiniest hints of his natural twang, NF plays up Gao's arrogance and provides voice to a bad spirited character. Funnily enough, John Cleese, Will Friedel (older bro from Boy Meets World) and Armin Shimerman (Principal Synder) also provide their talent to the game ... not that I can list which characters they were!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hair&lt;/strong&gt; (1): Well obviously the character in the game doesn't look like NF since it is set in a mystical and ancient Chinese kingdom. Gao's hair is long, tied back and to be honest, makes him look like a prissy nob! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bonus&lt;/strong&gt; (-1): Game came with a bonus 'making of' disc with sadly no NF footage in it. Minus points for that!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Total: 11&lt;/strong&gt; I can't play RPG. And so I'll wait til Sierra or EA makes another Buffy game (that features Caleb) or better still, a Serenity/Firefly game.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Up next Miss Match...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17484157-112928800693978462?l=captaintightpants.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/feeds/112928800693978462/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17484157&amp;postID=112928800693978462&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/112928800693978462'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/112928800693978462'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/2005/10/jade-empire.html' title='Jade Empire'/><author><name>en*jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00167188991461792963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17484157.post-112929098371225751</id><published>2005-10-05T10:09:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2006-11-13T21:20:51.368+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Miss Match</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/1600/missmatch111nf3jo.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/200/missmatch111nf3jo.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;MISS MATCH&lt;/strong&gt; (2003) - Adam Logan&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Seven episodes (#1.11 - #1.18)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Kate - "And you, how many times do I have to say no. You're over-bearing, bullish and you're having a freaking baby!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Adam - "But you like me."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Kate - "Actually ... no I don't."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Content&lt;/strong&gt; (3.5): Divorce lawyer, Kate Fox runs a successful match-making business in between cases, only to find herself falling for one of her clients.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Production&lt;/strong&gt; (4): I get the feeling I was one of the very few Australians that watched this show, considering any mention of it to those I'd be talking to would result in childish giggling and amazement that I'd sit through it. But hey, what's not to like? Cool Macy Gray theme song, Alicia Silverstone in a corporate Clueless role and two hotties in the form of the Captain and David Conrad vying for Alicia's affections. Could be considered a predictable take on the romantic comedy genre but script is witty and timely, so I liked it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Acting&lt;/strong&gt; (4): The majority of NF's scenes are with Silverstone and Conrad and the three have a dynamic chemistry. Another cocky character, he's smart, rich and a major flirt - NF plays it perfectly! No complaints about the rest of the cast's range. Also, good to see another Buffyverse actor (Charisma Carpenter) pop up in the series in an amusing reaccurring role.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hair&lt;/strong&gt; (3.5): The man looks good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bonus&lt;/strong&gt; (4): Some lip-locking and bedroom scenes. Plus as arrogant as his character was, NF's charm and cuteness were undeniable. And David Conrad deserves an extra point too - how can that man not have his own series?! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Total: 19&lt;/strong&gt; I wish they never axed this show.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Up next BtVS sometime soon...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17484157-112929098371225751?l=captaintightpants.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/feeds/112929098371225751/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17484157&amp;postID=112929098371225751&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/112929098371225751'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/112929098371225751'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/2005/10/miss-match.html' title='Miss Match'/><author><name>en*jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00167188991461792963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17484157.post-113019848512367035</id><published>2005-10-05T09:50:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2006-11-13T21:20:51.575+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Buffy the Vampire Slayer</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/1600/Buffy_SpikeCaleb_300x435.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/320/Buffy_SpikeCaleb_300x435.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER&lt;/strong&gt; (2003) - Caleb&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Five episodes (#7.18 - #7.22) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Buffy/First - "Do you think I'm God?"&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Caleb - "I certainly do not. I am beyond concepts like that."&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Buffy/First - "But you still wear the outfit."&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Caleb: "Man can't turn his back on what he come from. Besides, black is slimming. Everyone knows that."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Content&lt;/strong&gt; (5): If you haven't at least heard of BtVS, you've been living under a rock. Chosen to fight demons and save the world. Into every generation a slayer is born. The Chosen One.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Production&lt;/strong&gt; (5): You did good Joss. VERY GOOD.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Acting&lt;/strong&gt; (5): Ah the role that made me wake up and see the talent of Mr Fillion (no offence, Two Guys and a Girl). There was just something about him: the accent, the preaching, the evilness, the cockiness, the beating the $hit out of those annoying potentials. And he saved season seven from the brink of crapness...c'mon we all know it went downhill after Graduation Day.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hair&lt;/strong&gt; (2): Well he has it, so that's something. But the flattened fringe makes him look more like the 6th member of the Beatles than a hottie.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bonus&lt;/strong&gt; (3): Southern accent, kicking Buffy's arse, being the first male Big Bad to look attractive - well not counting Angelus...and yes, Harry Groener I'm sure you were a hottie &lt;em&gt;back&lt;/em&gt; in the day. No points for poking out Xander's eye cause that just started him on a endless progression of humourless eye jokes! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Total: 20&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17484157-113019848512367035?l=captaintightpants.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/feeds/113019848512367035/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17484157&amp;postID=113019848512367035&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/113019848512367035'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/113019848512367035'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/2005/10/buffy-vampire-slayer.html' title='Buffy the Vampire Slayer'/><author><name>en*jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00167188991461792963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17484157.post-113062698195513953</id><published>2005-10-05T09:04:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2006-11-13T21:20:52.238+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Ordeal in the Artic</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/1600/SPA0034.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 146px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 107px" height="104" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/200/SPA0034.0.jpg" width="138" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/1600/SPA0035.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 154px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 107px" height="101" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/200/SPA0035.0.jpg" width="114" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ORDEAL IN THE ARTIC&lt;/strong&gt; (1993) - Master Warrant Officer Tom Jardine&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;MWO Jardine: Switch places with me it might be a little warmer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Content&lt;/strong&gt; (3): In 1991 a Canadian military plane crashes in the Artic, with survivors struggling to stay alive with minimal supplies, dim hopes of rescue and a storm approaching. Based on true events.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Production&lt;/strong&gt; (2.5): Snow, wind, ice, and a crashed plane. Plenty of b-grade 'made for tv' acting and a lot of cold actors rugged up in beanies, snow jackets and ugg boots.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Acting &lt;/strong&gt;(2.5): His first professional acting job. Barely recognisable when he's dying in the snow. Also, is it strange that every actor in the movie sounded more like The Captain than NF himself? I knew every country has a different accent but I didn't realise the Canadians had such a different twang to the Yanks. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hair&lt;/strong&gt; (2): Early 90s boy band haircut. Enough said.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bonus &lt;/strong&gt;(1): Well his character's early death doesn't warrant any bonus points (since he was in the movie for like 10 mins) but the fact it was better than Dracula 2000 is worthy of something...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Total: 11.5&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Up next Firefly...&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17484157-113062698195513953?l=captaintightpants.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/feeds/113062698195513953/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17484157&amp;postID=113062698195513953&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/113062698195513953'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/113062698195513953'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/2005/10/ordeal-in-artic.html' title='Ordeal in the Artic'/><author><name>en*jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00167188991461792963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17484157.post-113062875906651128</id><published>2005-10-05T09:00:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2006-11-13T21:20:52.471+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Firefly</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/1600/M_05.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/200/M_05.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;FIREFLY&lt;/strong&gt; (2002) - Captain Malcolm 'Mal' Reynolds&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Jayne: [into radio] Testing. Captain, can you hear me? &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Mal: I'm standing right here. &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Jayne: [into radio] You're coming in good and loud, too. &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Mal: 'Cause I'm standing right here.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Content&lt;/strong&gt; (3.5): Five hundred years in the future, a renegade crew aboard a small, mobile, spacecraft tries to survive as they travel the unknown parts of the galaxy and evade warning factions as well as authority agents out to get them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Production &lt;/strong&gt;(3.5): TV show isn't as slick as the movie (as can be expected) but it's Joss Whedon so can't complain. At first, the only drawcard was The Captain but the more I watch it the more I'm starting to feel for the other eight characters...even craazzy River!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Acting&lt;/strong&gt; (5): Second to BtVS as the best acting I've seen by The Captain. Rest of the barely known cast hold their own. And in the words of Chandler Bing, could Alan Tudyk (and his little dinosaurs) &lt;em&gt;be&lt;/em&gt; any cuter?! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hair&lt;/strong&gt; (4): First up, what the hell is that mullet thing The Captain is growing in the behind-the-scenes featurette?! (On a side note, there seemed to be a constant theme of mullets on both females and males at this year's ARIAs so maybe they're back in??) But back to The Captain, I don't approve of the mullet, but to all the guys I've ever met please take note: shiny goo in one's hair ie. gel does not look attractive. Please just accept that the frat-boy haircut is universally attractive and model your hairstyle on Captain Tightpants! (Or at least replace the gel with wax)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bonus&lt;/strong&gt; (5): The episode Trash, the gag reel, the cross-dressing, audio commentary (singing the theme song with Alan Tudyk), speaking Mandarian, the tightpants, the tales of getting dirt in one's tightpants! Oh heck, the list could go on forever. No wonder NF ranks Firefly the best job he's had - he explored a bigger range of acting and behind the scenes opportunities in this Joss Whedon production than in all his other projects put together!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Total: 21&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/200/nathan.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;"&gt;He's all kinds of naked!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17484157-113062875906651128?l=captaintightpants.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/feeds/113062875906651128/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17484157&amp;postID=113062875906651128&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/113062875906651128'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/113062875906651128'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/2005/10/firefly_05.html' title='Firefly'/><author><name>en*jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00167188991461792963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17484157.post-113073231253558674</id><published>2005-10-05T08:07:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2006-11-13T21:20:52.715+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Blast From the Past</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="left"&gt;                                                       &lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/1600/blast006a.1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/200/blast006a.1.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/1600/blast017a.1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/200/blast017a.1.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;BLAST FROM THE PAST&lt;/strong&gt; (1999) - Cliff&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Cliff: Well, well, well. Don't we clean up nice?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Content&lt;/strong&gt; (3): Romantic comedy about a naive man who comes out into the world after being in a nuclear fallout shelter for 35 years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Production&lt;/strong&gt; (3): Cute, little movie and script that is complimented by it's set/costume design and musical score (the 60s meets the 90s).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Acting&lt;/strong&gt; (3): NF yet again portraying that cocky charmer (cough*bastard*cough) he does so well. What happened Dave Foley? You were once so funny in Newsradio, now it's just really bad gay characters. Standout is the Coal Miner's Daughter herself - Sissy Spacek.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hair&lt;/strong&gt; (2): He looks like he's still carrying around a bit of babyfat, but looks good in a suit. Another floppy 90s boyband do. Eek!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bonus&lt;/strong&gt; (2): Have to give him a point of withstanding Adam's (Brendon Fraser) defensive attack and who doesn't love a good ole dance scene ... even though the Captain was not involved.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Total: 13&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17484157-113073231253558674?l=captaintightpants.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/feeds/113073231253558674/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17484157&amp;postID=113073231253558674&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/113073231253558674'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/113073231253558674'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/2005/10/blast-from-past.html' title='Blast From the Past'/><author><name>en*jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00167188991461792963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17484157.post-113105383205779954</id><published>2005-10-05T04:26:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2006-11-13T21:20:52.919+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Water's Edge</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/1600/water011b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4328/1686/320/water011b.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;WATER'S EDGE&lt;/strong&gt; (2003) - Robert&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Robert: If I own up to this and explain myself, I'm doing it by phone from my lawyer's office in New York.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Molly: Look at her.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Robert: Look at me. I've got blood on me, from two different people.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Content&lt;/strong&gt; (3):&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;"&gt;An author and his wife find themselves in a web of deceit, murder and sexual conspiracy when they stumble upon a woman being beaten in the woods by a smalltown sheriff.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Production&lt;/strong&gt; (2.5):&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;"&gt;Musical score is soulful, instrumental piano pieces. Issues of morality and justice are raised but overall the film is a typical Under $10 movie.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Acting&lt;/strong&gt; (3.5):&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;"&gt;Good to see NF in a starring role (and not a two scene appearance), shame it was opposite some b-grade actors. The Captain successfully portrays heartbreak, pain and anger in the character of Robert. Chandra West gives a good portrayal of a mother heartbroken from the loss of her daughter. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hair&lt;/strong&gt; (3.5):&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;"&gt;A tad longer than Mal but not as fringey as Caleb, NF's hair is looking mighty fine. Have you ever noticed that NF has a Homer Simpson-like six o'clock shadow that is the darn cutest thing?!&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bonus &lt;/strong&gt;(3): Couple of shirtless and kissing scenes, and a few scenes featuring the Captain running.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Total:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;15.5&lt;/strong&gt; In terms of a NF movie, it was worth every penny spent on it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17484157-113105383205779954?l=captaintightpants.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/feeds/113105383205779954/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17484157&amp;postID=113105383205779954&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/113105383205779954'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17484157/posts/default/113105383205779954'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://captaintightpants.blogspot.com/2005/10/waters-edge.html' title='Water&apos;s Edge'/><author><name>en*jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00167188991461792963</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
